Ban Billionaires Hand-Painted Sweatshirt


It's time to do the obvious—ban billionaires.

Think about it: What are they even doing hoarding all that money? Why are they the only hoarders that the seminal T.V. show "Hoarders" have conveniently left out of their series?

It's time to spread the message: billionaires shouldn't exist (them or their tiny hands!) Help spread the mission by wearing this dope, hand-painted sweatshirt. $5 will be donated to Planned Parenthood from the sale of this sweatshirt (you'll be heroically helping those in need—unlike the sad! billionaires running the world).


Hand-Painted on a Gildan or Eco-friendly Hanes Sweatshirt
Available in plus-size
50% cotton and 50% polyester
Washer and dryer safe
Tip: Wash sparingly and lay flat to dry to keep the piece poppin' longer.

NOTE: Standard shipping is usually 1-2 weeks because I paint each piece to order. I do have a Priority Express Overnight option available, but please message me first to check availability.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 1 - 2 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

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